University Parking Enforcement
Thanks for stealing money from unsuspecting college students. Thanks for hiring jerks. Thanks for not letting me speak to the manager. And most of all, thanks for never understanding. I appreciate it. Parking in Provo wouldn't be the same without you.
Yeah thanks for paying attention to the rental contract that specifically states that parking rules thanks for reading the signs that warn you that you are on a Booting/Towing property and most importantly thanks for taking no responsibility for parking like an idiot! HA HA HA blame others for the way you park what a joke!!! So the only person you should hate is yourself for parking somewhere on private property ASSUMING no liability for where you parked. No one else parked your car but you man. This stuff is hilarious! The smart college kids know how to read and abide by the rules of student housing doesn't take a rocket scientist to pay attention to parking rules wow college kid FAIL learn how to read the signs and such!
ReplyDeletethanks for making the signs reflective so I can see them at night. thanks for posting them at every entrance so I can see them as I pull in. thanks for providing a 24 hour phone service just in case I have a question about the parking situation. thanks for stating the parking rules of the private property. thanks for making the sign TWO FEET TALL. thankyou and goodnight
ReplyDeletePlease let everyone know that there is a Facebook group for this as well. www.facebook.com/universityparkingenforcement
ReplyDeleteThanks for towing my car in the middle of the night, for double parking when theres snow on the ground and you cant see the lines. its ok, i didnt want to be on time to work anyway! and i was definitely loooking forward to paying 140 dollars for absolutely nothing. thanks.
ReplyDeletealso thanks for taking video and pictures of why you did it but not letting me see it unless i decide to go to court and fight you on it. nice. real nice
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